I just spent a phenomenal two days at the NPPA 60th Anniversary Summit in Tampa. I'm really concentrating on not getting intimidated by some of the ridiculously awesome packages I saw. Instead, I'm questioning why I don't see them on a daily basis. Why is it when I turn on my television, I see CNN on a loop. A short loop. A loop where if you watch for more than 15 minutes, you'll slowly feel yourself experiencing an irrational pull towards Home Depot so that you can procure the latest in duct tape advances, and on your way home stop at GNC, because as an American, you're too fat. And thus you're going to die. And not a pretty death either. But a slow, torturous one, because CNN told you better and you ignored them. Go get some ice cream.